Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A black student graduated High School

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Justin beiber..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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