- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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