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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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