Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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