- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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