Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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