What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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