Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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