stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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