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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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