Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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