- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

And Stephen Hawking said.

hola said the chinese man

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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