- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

And Stephen Hawking said.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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