- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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