What did the president do for the people? ...

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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