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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

who is not good looking? mon morello

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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