A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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belly button

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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