- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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