A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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