What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Jordan is pregant

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Ms Leong Sux

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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