Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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women rights

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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a man checks his mypsace

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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