- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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