Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

The holocaust

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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