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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Men

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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