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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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jibby jobby

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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