WHAT THE BABIES?!

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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jibby jobby

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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