My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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