what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Emily Walker.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Lindsay Lohan

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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