Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Anti Joke

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