Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Women's rights.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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