- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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save me from the nothing ive become

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

a chinese man pays the full price

brock has small hands for a small job

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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