Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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