- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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