- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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