Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Anti Joke

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