- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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