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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Well this is pointless.....

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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