- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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