An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

osama bin laden is dead

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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