- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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