- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

josh sucks polish adams dick

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Rebecca Black

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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