Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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The WNBA

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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