Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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