- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

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