- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

2 black kids walk into school

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

think twice or at least think

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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