how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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