This is an anti- joke

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Yo mama so fat.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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here kitty kitty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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