- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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