A seal walks into a club.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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