whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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HURT

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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