- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

hi dave

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??