- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Patriarchy.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's 9+10? 19.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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