What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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