Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Two planes walk into an office building

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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