- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

WNBA

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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