- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's funnier than 24? 25

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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