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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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