- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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