- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Once upon a time, The end.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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