- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

The cream, it is coming

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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