Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Terry has ebola

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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