- Anti Joke

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.