- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Nero, sure you are okay?

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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