- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

I don't believe in giraffes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer