- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Jimmy Saville

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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