- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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