Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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